The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
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An expression used to describe the feeling of that is which when the bowels produce an enormouse amount of gas and when this gas is expelled at such an extreme force that the gas itself must part ways, (hence the word crossways) at the fabric proceeding the anus. Whether it be underwear, cotton briefs, boxers, or just jeans, occasionally your very own bedding. If the fartcrossways is very extreme seepage will follow.
Bill Berditzman had such a bad case of gas today he experienced a fartcrossways while playing backgammon. He wasn't wearing any protection in his briefs so he had to change his underwear and pants, due to the fartcrossways.
by Gerald Cruthers January 3, 2012
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Get the fart chamber mug.Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn
Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week
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Get the Fartboxing mug.When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.
As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
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