Eye Fuck

1) when you think you see a hot chick and it's a dude with long hair. 2) When you think you see a hot chick from afar, but upon the close up walk by you see that she was a 'good from afar, but far from good'. 3) When you are checking out a hot chick who is walking by, you pause and wait to look as she passes behind you and the chick that actually walks by and you look at is a hag.

I thought I saw a hot chick, but it was just a dude with long hair; what an eye fuck that was.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

eye shadow

during sex before a man cums, he pulls his dick out and spreads his jizz all around both his girls eyes

i gave my girl some eye shadow when we finished fuking

by mr. beast97 November 7, 2012

Eye Wash

The act of getting shampoo/soap in your eye when in the bath or shower

Dude! I totally just had an eye wash in the shower!

by Geri Boo November 9, 2010

eye crunk

the solid form of eye glue

christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids?

no way, it's just some eye crunk

well go and clean it off, FFS

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

Eye Gleek

Shooting tears from one's eyes in a similar manner of saliva gleeking.

Yuck, that guy just eye gleeked on me!

by 2cargar November 3, 2010

Eye of Mordor

a permanent eye shaped shit stain in a mattress. the result of a failed attempt to get to the toilet

i have left the eye of Mordor in hotels from Turkey to Cambodia

by scudlins March 28, 2011

Eye-energy

The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.

Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures

by NickyLags November 14, 2011