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Eye of Mordor

a permanent eye shaped shit stain in a mattress. the result of a failed attempt to get to the toilet

i have left the eye of Mordor in hotels from Turkey to Cambodia

by scudlins March 28, 2011

Peteball

A measure of volume- The volume taken up when a man named Pete curls up in a ball. In turn there is a similar measurement for each person. example: daveball, barakball,uweball,shaniquaball etc...

used in the smuggling of drugs and illegals and pouring concrete

1.) "hey my trunk is packed with weed except for about a Peteball and a half i left for Miguel. he is a fat sombitch!"

2.) "we could use another couple Peteballs of concrete to finish this footing."

by scudlins March 28, 2011