Definitions by norednecksrequired

eye crunk 

the solid form of eye glue

christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids?

no way, it's just some eye crunk

well go and clean it off, FFS

eye crunk by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

mind kampf 

closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun

why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead

mind kampf by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

stocktaking 

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom

hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking

stocktaking by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

twatter 

person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity

get a life and stop being a complete twatter

twatter by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010