wanking at work, usually in a storeroom
hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?
won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking
closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun
why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead
the solid form of eye glue
christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids?
no way, it's just some eye crunk
well go and clean it off, FFS
person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity
get a life and stop being a complete twatter
