twatter

person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity
get a life and stop being a complete twatter
by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010
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eye crunk

christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids?

no way, it's just some eye crunk

well go and clean it off, FFS
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stocktaking

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom
hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking
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mind kampf

closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun
why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead
by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010
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