norednecksrequired's definitions

stocktaking

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom

hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

twatter

person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity

get a life and stop being a complete twatter

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

mind kampf

closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun

why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

eye crunk

the solid form of eye glue

christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids?

no way, it's just some eye crunk

well go and clean it off, FFS

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010