California Wildfire

When a guy does the helicopter with his penis and cum comes out

I did a California Wildfire all over my girlfriend last night, more fun than a regular cum shower

by eggsnbacon November 15, 2019

California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.

They're here via California Therapy.

by N81Der November 18, 2019

Califormia

You spelled it wrong dumbass.

You: califormia
Urban dictionary: you spelled it wrong dumbass

by That in Starkid fan July 7, 2020

California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.

Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?

by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020

California Wildfire

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.

I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!

by Hellvig September 20, 2020

capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020