The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
Get the Lava Crystalmug. 
An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
Get the Zen Crystalmug. by totalvirgin June 8, 2022
Get the Polishing the crystal ballmug. When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021
Get the Crystal Rockmug. The Soul of one's obsession of Crystals. Dedicating their lives to the shine, glow, and structure of Crystals.
by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017
Get the crystal soulmug. Crystal is the best person in the world, she deserves everything and anything, she is cute, adorable and best of all, SHE IS MINE, i wish crystal the best of luck in the future because someone as amazing and beautiful as her is bound to succeed
by Phantom <3 May 18, 2024
Get the Crystalmug.