colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus

Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

colombian crankshaft by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015

Cracky 

1. An individual suffering from a severe addiction to crack cocaine; 2. Anyone willing to perform fellatio in order to procure a controlled substance; 3. 1 out of 3 people at the corner of Liverois and Michigan Ave. in Detroit.

-"Hey Cracky...come here."
-"Yeah mannnnn..got some change?"
-"Cracky...get a job!"
-"I'll suck yo' dick mannnn"

Cracky by Roberto Chavez March 27, 2005

crank 

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

crank by Jay June 11, 2006

crank 

An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.

1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home

2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.

3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off

crank by axer_89 May 29, 2008

Cranker 

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.

Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.

Cranker by Daniel Smithy Smithe August 24, 2008

chanky 

Adj. foul, unpalatable, noisome, malodourous, Slang. Corruption of Chancreous, from middle English/French Chancre,(n.) sore or boil. related words, canker, cancer.

Best be quick, the dunny is pretty Chanky.

chanky by Dan Towse August 16, 2004

crank 

To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.

I went home after the club and cranked myself into a coma

crank by wormstir December 9, 2008