Going bowling

Your CFB team made a bowl game

Coach: We’re going bowling boys!

by beanieater4 December 12, 2024

Tidy Bowling

Going down on a woman, and getting little toilet paper balls in your mouth.

Never buy cheap TP. Unless you want to be Tidy Bowling down there for a week.

by Rufus64 January 13, 2025

fearless bowling ball

Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins

I Made that midget girl into a fearless bowling ball

by DarcyVR January 27, 2025

Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.

Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Wv Bowling ball

When a male inserts his middle finger and thumb into a woman’s butthole and vagina. Then proceeds to throw her onto the bed before sex.

Last night at my girls house I did the Wv Bowling ball.

by BJI Bowling August 30, 2025

ping-pong bolling

where a very drunk or high person moves in a zig zag pattern when walking

man that chick is ping-pong bolling all over the sidewalk.

by purple vapor April 3, 2009

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016