Bacon Sarnie

A subtle euphemism for a threesome with two woman and one man.

A guy might inquire: "How would you two lovely ladies like to come back to mine for a bacon sarnie?"

by Rombéthor January 10, 2010

bacos

Bacos is a person who is usually really good looking and attractive. Bacos is special and will one day be great. Bacos will always says that people don't care about them...but that isn't true at all. People care about bacos. Bacos will one day find their place even if they don't necessarily think so.

Bacos will be great one day.

by bacosgravy January 7, 2012

tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.

Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!

by dwillard May 17, 2008

Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

by Bron November 5, 2003

MMM BACON

whats better than bacon....... NOTHING its life

YES mom made bacon for diner....... MMM BACON

by JLeebs January 4, 2010

lick the bacon strip

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita

ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

by M.D.L (Muff Diving Lord) May 14, 2004

jew bacon

the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.

julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.

by 123qwee February 13, 2008