shart booger

A turd or a dingleberry.

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.

by t41xicq July 22, 2017

mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

Nut booger

When you jack off and orgasm and somehow these little clumps of sperm sometimes appear when your cum is too thick.

Tyler: Man when I came I had tiny pieces of Nut booger all over me
David: Ewwww dude that's disgusting
Tyler: kek

by FartNiggasBeLike September 5, 2018

blue booger of death

a nickname for the blue bottle jellyfish/Portuguese man of war

don't touch that mate, that's the blue booger of death.

by drip_kermit February 2, 2025

I Finally Got The Mucusu Booger & Hook For Usu

I Finally Got The Mucusu Booger & Hook For Usu

I Finally Got The Mucusu Booger & Hook For Usu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Sissy Booger

The queen booger not mommy booger is the best booger of them all

mommy booger: Im the best booger
baby booger: no its sissy booger!

by narrirator June 2, 2021

Boogered

Damaged

The threads on the wheel studs were boogered and the lug nuts would not go on.

by LugNutChevy February 8, 2022