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American Shit 

"American shit"
Is used by most Germans to insult the way Americans do things.
such as, you may have heard the phrase

"Whats this American tv shit?"

such as when Animal face off hit animal planets tv network.

"What a kind of american TV shit....
A caribian marine shark from vs a hippo from Africa.

*with animation of them fighting*
the following comment was added
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A freshwater african hippo visit a caribian marine shark!

Must live in AMERICA to believe, that the world is so small and simple! "
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Al tho its not just the Germans who post statements like this.
it is also the middle east,Poland,Netherlands,iraq,china,Vietnam,Argentina, and partly the United Kingdom

The term is most used when something incredibly stupid is done by a American.
Hank: dude i just sent you a link to my new video.

Suffery: Whats this stupid American shit?

Hank: its not stupid.

Suffery: you lit a firecracker in your mouth and it blew up..

Hank: got bored..

Suffery: Ugh stupid Americans.
American Shit by Suffery July 5, 2009

Cairo American College 

CAC is located in Egypt. This is just one of the many high schools that are a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. The crappy insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. It's run poorly by a team of out of touch assholes who people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing and poorly planned projects. It's also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes while people you don't know make fun of you. Not to mention the crappy food selection. There are only two equally shitty options: Jared's Bagels, and Cilantro. Cilantros is thought to be some fancy ass place, when all it really is, is processed factory-made sandwiches at outrageously high prices. Jared's is if you want a quick, cheap heart attack during passing periods. And on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
In the end, it's a pretty decent place. I'd just rather have no high school than any high school. Cairo American College is what you make of it.

African-American 

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.
"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."

Shanghai American School 

Shanghai American School = SAS = Stressed Asian School. That's all you need to know.

Has two campuses, Pudong is in a golf course with legit 0 stores for takeout in the 3k diameter, Puxi right across from a semi-dead mall with crappy entertainment but somehow parents still complain.

Teachers are getting worse, and your GPA really depends on your good luck in getting the right teacher. The school has a good record of sending kids to good colleges but that's more because of the parents than the teachers. But don't worry, if you are like me who has a shitty GPA below a 3.3, be assured that people with GPA lower than you from SAS got into colleges. Like Community College of Detroit.:)

Somehow this group of guys who binges on youtube in class and goes drinking weekly still have a 4.0. Maybe Asian moms.

Students have a weird pride that SAS is better than all the other international schools in Shanghai. They are not wrong.:)
A person from SMIC: "SMIC is a really good school."
A person from BISS: "BISS is a really good school."
A person from Concordia: "Concordia is a really good school."
A person from SAS: "Shanghai American School is the worst school ever!"

1st amendment frauditor 

An unemployed prison who travels from town to to town filming people (often times police) with the intent to cause a confrontation that can be posted online with hopes of making YouTube money. Frauditors claim their purpose is to make sure our constitutional rights are not being infringed upon
"Who were those guys recording video at the Post Office?. It was Josh A he is another one of the scummy 1st Amendment Frauditors

I'm A Real American 

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!