ALERTSEEKER

MOTHERFUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS

HE WILL ANNOY YOU THE WHOLE DAY AND NOT STOP UNTIL YOUR DEAD
IF YOU ENCOUNTER AN ALERTSEEKER FIRST DELETE HIS MC ACCOUNT FIRST THEN DELETE HIS GENSHIN ACCOUNT
THEN DONT GIVE HIM BREAKFAST TO CONTROL HIS HUNGER OR HE WILL BECOME 1000 KG

PERSON1:YOU ARE SUCH AN ALERTSEEEKER.
ALERTSEEKER:NOYOU ARE AN ALERTSEEKERNOW I WILL ANNOY YOU FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE.

by ALERT FAIL YOU BOTH BITCHES December 13, 2021

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.

A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.

by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022

Albert

A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.

poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much

by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022

Alberti, Leon Battista (älˈbertē/ɑlˈbərdi)

Definition of Alberti, Leon Battista in English:
Alberti, Leon Battista

PROPER NOUN

(1404–72), Italian architect, humanist, painter, and art critic. He wrote On Painting (1435), which was the first account of the theory of perspective in the Renaissance.

Pronunciation
Alberti, Leon Battista
/älˈbertē/ /ɑlˈbərdi/

'Hey! I met Alberti, Leon Battista!'

Alberti, Leon Battista (älˈbertē/ɑlˈbərdi)

by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 20, 2022

Albert

49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.

Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.

by Hannnah._.Grace January 30, 2022