penus

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.

1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!

by spleen October 27, 2004

penic

A penis flavored colada.

Suck my penic from a straw.

by brennamaddisage April 28, 2008

prenis

a tiny penis which has not yet developed, the pre-penis

Holly was going to give Brian a blowjob until she discovered that he still had a prenis.

by tperk06 November 22, 2009

penjs

when you're not manly enough for a penis or when auto correct fucks up

Look at bradley, I think he has a penjs.
How's your penjs feeling? Penis* sorry damn autocorrect

by harambejoyce March 24, 2017

pwnis

A penis that pwns

A classic Trevism

Trev: Suck My pwnis
or
Trev Sex my Pwnis

by Dan November 6, 2004

Penes

The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.

Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night

Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.

by webbedtoehero January 17, 2011

the pen is mightier than the sword

When it comes to governance of human beings, our thoughts, our thinking outweigh violence.

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)

by TeresaKW August 29, 2005