No Glow

Neither a glow up or glow down. Not changing in physical appearance.

Everybody had a glow up since middle school.

Yeah, I know, except for Jeremy, he had a no glow.

by Vigar29 March 5, 2022

On glob

Copyrighted by Amazanta first used in 2022 by a young fella called Amazanta. It’s used to describe the agreement of something. And was not invented by the guy from adventure time. It is a very unwholesome word. Please use this at your will together the on glob clan will stay strong.

Ur looking fine today on glob
Looking hella ugly
U a shmake on glob
I pipe goats on glob
Who created on glob?

by Amazanta March 10, 2022

Tyler Glover

hung like a horse, easy 12 inches, no cap

OMG its Tyler Glover hes hung

by TylerTheMLGboss March 21, 2022

Ate Glow

Nagsorry, Humingi ng tawad

Sorry, beh, ninakaw ko ung ballpen mo
: Bakit ka nag a-ate glow? Okay lang un!

by patatas na kulay pink April 11, 2022

Harlem Globetrotter

When you cum inside a girl and put her on your finger by her pussy and spin her like a basketball and all the cum flies out

Babe, can we try the Harlem Globetrotter tonight?

by Queefchomper April 18, 2022

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

The Globlogabgalab

The Globlogabgalab is mostly in librarys and is a rare sight to see, if you encounter one do not run away but listen to what it has to say. The Globlogabgalab will mostly say ¨I love books¨ and start singing about itself causing the books to come to life and vibe to his song.

The Globlogabgalab: I love books.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022