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Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong
Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet
by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023
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calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
mugGet the calvin's penismug.

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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penis

cunt penis
by sexosex August 18, 2021
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Penis

A male body part that gets incerted into a female
white man : why is my PENIS so small
black man : why is my PENIS so big
asian man : ching chong small small dong

mexican man : mi polla es de tamaño mediano y no me importa
by smileyfacee :) November 28, 2018
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penis

something florian sternad doesnt have >x
by insanepenis April 19, 2019
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