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Big black monkey

Person1: yo bro did see that big black monkey waking past us

Person2: that’s racism you dumbass
by Big jamal wit glizzy March 20, 2025
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Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.
by Firesword101 April 7, 2025
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Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey
One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey
Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!
by heheheessdd May 30, 2025
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!

A 2004 Disney cartoon aired on the Jetix block with a name that sounds made up but is completely real

Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! Was my favorite show on Jetix
by Shuggazoom June 17, 2025
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