A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.
by Jcerrino December 23, 2016
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When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus
Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie
Man 2: I’m calling the cops
Man 2: I’m calling the cops
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Get the sludge zombie mug.Giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. If done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. Like a zombie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
by Zombiecock October 9, 2010
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