urinalligy

The art of not standing next to each other at the urinals. An unspoken rule

Theres thee urinals and steve and bob are on the outer ones, theres no peeing spaces left, this is the art of urinalligy

by BigT2006 August 3, 2023

urinformation

Personal scent data specific to an individual that describes a wide range of physical and emotional attributes that are current to the time of urination. May include some information derived from emotions equivalent to the local news.

The urinformation hotline at the park, says there’s a new Chocolate Poodle that smells heavenly and is driving all guys crazy in the morning.

by A J V September 2, 2023

Urengenis

When you can’t even and you don’t know what even

“I’m devastated by so many things that I can’t identify why I’m devastated. So urengenis.”

by Jazzie0219 October 28, 2023

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Urine Water

A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Urinal Caking

When you place a urinal cake on the head of the Jappiest girl in your Hebrew school and yell at her aggressively until she squirts!

Bro did you see Yoni was urinal caking Batshevah in the hallway! B”H

by Rabbi Ed December 8, 2023

Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

by RoMoNB July 16, 2024