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Donald Trump

An extremely self absorbed individual with a ridiculous hairdoo who became president of these United States because these United States voters are morons.
I told my wife that President Trump was a cocksucker and she said I did not know The Donald was President . Apparently my wife is quite naive. Donald Trump once fired Ian Zeiring.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 29, 2017
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truman show

events or things turning out so perfectly, seemingly being staged or directed
Pat: "hey guys let's all meet here tomorrow at 6am for our trip.Don't forget your stuff."
Next day...
Guys: "Pat wake up! It's already 6am! we're all here and all set up in the van! We got all our stuff ready. Let's go!"
Pat: "What's this? Am I in some kinda truman show?! You guys are always late and missing all the stuff we need!"
by Zabster January 11, 2009
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Trump cougar

The lead cougar in a pack. - Like a pack of wolves Alpha Male
There are a lot of cougars at this party, but Joni is the Trump cougar.
by Vinnie Vinnettii October 5, 2009
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Donald Trump

Trump lies all day long and cries when he doesn't get his way. He lied about how COVID-19 is fake, is it fake now bud? ;)
He's also racist and homophobic, which is no surprise there. Also, I think he belongs in the fruit basket because he is literally orange. He doesn't support LGBTQ+ rights nor women's rights. Happy to be a lesbian! I can't believe people actually like this guy.
Guy 1: Hey, do you know where our orange went?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he ran for president. Donald Trump.
by Some person out there October 23, 2020
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Trump Tight

In certain card games the highest ranking suit is called trump (e.g. spades). When a person has nothing but trump cards in his hand it is referred to as being 'trump tight'.
"cause Snoop dog is trump tight like the virgin-surgeon" -- Snoop Dogg (Tha Shiznit ??)
by Sugah Kookie August 12, 2009
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Trump

Flatulence.

A play on words derived from the word trumpet highlighting the amusing sound created.
'Oi, who just Trumped?'...

'Wtf dude. We're in the @&£#ing LIFT, you smelly €#%¥!'

'GODDANG, SOMEBODY OPEN THE @&£#ING DOOR QUICK!'
by Stella Artois June 1, 2017
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Trump TV

Evolution of the word "news". Once "news" was about global events and noteworthy happenings. Now, "news" broadcasts are related to a crazy person's tweets and seeing which celebrity that he's fighting with now.
1: I was watching Trump TV the other day and heard Madonna making some ridiculous statements about blowing up the Whiskey Hotel.

2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .
by 500lbs ice cream enthusiast January 28, 2017
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