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Takethathill

"takethathill" means ASS
Mother fuc*** Author who thinks he is a smart ass! Fu** u dame son of a whore.
Tom: I cant understand this defination?
Philip: Cuz its written by Takethathill. And he cant even understand his own relation with his father.
Tom:?
Philip: I banged his mom! Bitch thats why!
by BJ-Leviathan March 8, 2009
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TakeItMaster

Any ticket agency company which is expert at levelling unjustified fees and preventing all but the wealthy from attending cultural and sporting events.

Bonus points are awarded for parking fees at venues without parking, internet convenience charges when you print the ticket out yourself, and per-ticket service charges for internet booking. The trump card is when it's an exclusive contract so you can't buy tickets from anyone else, and worst, not even from the venue itself.

Any corporate with a monopoly like this can be referred to as TakeItMasters of the Universe (as assisted by He-Man the Tout).
I was going to take my girl to see Pearl Jam play tonight but you could only buy the tickets from TakeItMaster, $10 each with $30 processing charge per ticket so we watched TV at home instead.
by Samuel Crawley January 6, 2009
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Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.
"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"
by ATXchick August 20, 2009
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Take that Taylor

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.
by Tofurkey August 30, 2013
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takeover artist

An artist/musician/band on music streaming services played again and again and again, especially after giving any one of their tunes a thumb's up.
Don't thumb's up that Cat Stevens track on my Talking Heads station, Brittany -- Stevens is a total takeover artist like The Beatles or Michael Jackson!
by @Bugyack April 25, 2015
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take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy
"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."
by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016
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taketh

by daxhopper June 9, 2016
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