Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

spinx

Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, punani, tang, beaver, twat

she was so tight, i couldn't even stick my pinkie in her spinx

by pablo fransico September 19, 2006

Swine

Origination from the Swine Flu; if you suddenly have itching, bumps, breakouts etc downstairs from a knowingly "dirty girl" or "slut" you have a swine d**k. Thus, the girl is now catagorized as a SWINE. A swine is any girl that has been anonymously called a slut by the opposite sex.
A girl must meet at least 3/5 these characteristics to be named a swine:
1. Has had sex with at least 3 people you know
2. Wears clothing that is extremly revealying but yet doesnt look good
3. Tries way too hard
4. Hooks up with everybody and anybody
5. You would not have sex with her unless you have had way to much to drink and it is past 2am

*a swine is not respected by anybody*

Damn bro i cant believe you didnt wrap your willy, that girl is a swine!!

Omg, i can name 3 guys she has had sex with in this room, shes such a swine!

Dude my **** itches from that swine!
ahah you have a swine ****!

Bro why you messin with that swine when you could be getting that dime

by Jbr0o April 26, 2009

swine

1. a pig

2. an offensive name for a Mexican

Person 1: "hey is it cool if i hang here?"

Person 2: "Ahh, get out of here you swine!!!!!!!!!"

by themanofswine May 25, 2009

Swine Flu

The feeling one gets the morning after getting wasted and realizing they had sex with a fat girl.

"I got hammered last night, and when I saw what I woke up next to, I came down with a bad case of Swine Flu."

by mungraker May 31, 2009

Canadian king of swing

appartently it's micheal bublé. good for him.

omg omg omg omg! I love bublé he's the Canadian king of swing!!

by chomple chomple May 17, 2010

Swing em'

To peel out or do sideshows in your car.

I was swinging em' in Oakland yesterday.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004