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Celsius Sunrise

Celsius Lemon Lime Mixed with Tequila, a more delicious option than vodka redbull
I'm kinda tired for this party, could you make me a Celsius Sunrise?
by tacotacoburrito February 8, 2023
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meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.
I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.
by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023
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California Sunrise

When you wake up from a long night and feel a pain in your bum.
“I woke up early in the morning with a pain in my rear and Jamal in my bed. A hell of a California Sunrise!”
by MdstandsforMYDICK June 29, 2023
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Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.
I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.
by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023
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Premier Superintendent

(noun)

1. Maestro of the Mines: The zenith of achievement in the open-cut mining realm. This isn't just a role; it's a crowning accolade for those whose expertise turns daunting geological challenges into walk-in-the-park scenarios.

2. Sage of the Strata: A revered figure in the mining world, known for their deep insight and wisdom that seems to resonate with the very rocks they work with. Their decisions are as solid as the ore they extract, and their strategies as layered as the earth's crust.

3. Guru of Gravitas: Commands respect not just for their mining acumen but for their innate ability to maintain composure under pressure. They possess an aura that calms the most chaotic of mine sites, turning frenzied operations into well-oiled machines.

4. Jester of the Jigs and Jorums: Amidst the seriousness of mining, they bring a light-hearted spirit that cuts through tension like a diamond. Their humor is a precious commodity, bringing smiles to faces even on the dustiest of days.

Usage:

"Got a mountain-sized problem in the open-pit? Time to bring in the Premier Superintendent, the one who makes molehills out of mountains."
"In the presence of our Premier Superintendent, even the toughest miners listen up. Their blend of wisdom, calm authority, and timely humor is the gold standard in leadership."
"They had to formally define 'Premier Superintendent' because of these unicorns. When your mining skills are so legendary that they need to update the dictionary, you know you're doing something right."

"Seeing them in action, effortlessly turning mining challenges into triumphs, it's clear why 'Premier Superintendent' is synonymous with excellence and innovation in the industry."
by Diggy McDrillface January 9, 2024
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burrito sunrise

A burrito sunrise is the aftereffect of explosive diarrhea from having eaten, the night before, a burrito or any other Mexican, Tex-Mex, or Americanized Mexican style meal. A burrito sunrise, in it's most fundamental from, is the unexpected awakening to explosive diarrhea after a late-night escapade at Taco Bell.
Dude, I woke up to a burrito sunrise this morning.
by CuriousChap January 23, 2024
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Filthy Sunrise

A filthy sunrise is when you piss in someone's mouth, crack an egg in it, then turn around to shart in their face. It is usually done during the morning of the day.
Guy1: I just gave my girl a filthy sunrise!
Guy2: bro that's sick!
by CopperC February 18, 2024
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