Shat Stab

When one shits on a plate, molds the feces into a knife, and stabs someone in the eye with the newly forged weapon.

Shat stabbing gave me pink eye!!

by mattyferocious July 25, 2010

Poo Stabber

boys who work in web departments with secret obsessions with cat toys, love crock pots, and Chinese women.

Everyone may think they are working diligently in their office, but they are just wasting time poo stabbing.

"Jeremiah is a Poo Stabber!! He done poo stabbed Johnny! And he liked it!!"

by the smuts November 16, 2012

poop staber

a poop staber toss's the salad with suryp. john vincent does is with jelly, suryp and whip cream. well this is only according to my friend kyle turpie.

kyle turpie and john vincent are poop stabers

by shady the nig September 10, 2004

stab

1. Female masturbation. ie. with her fingers or a sex toy (such as dildo, vibrator)

2. Sexual intercourse.

Peita: I'd rather have a stab then go to bed.

by Fryhtanic August 9, 2004

Staba

Japanese slang for Starbucks. Going there is refurred to as Starbing.

"The girls went Starbing. They said they'd bring us some latte's."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Take a stab at my gut

When one is going to tell a joke, but hesitates because they think it might not be their kind of humor. but he insits.

"i have a joke...eh but you might not thin k its funny"

"come on! Take a stab at my gut."

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

Stabbed me in the back

When you're spooning and the big spoon gets an erection and it stabs you in the back

I was sleeping with my boyfriend and he stabbed me in the back this morning

by swdafgh September 20, 2018