Sloppy Dirtbike

A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.
by mattyferocious April 07, 2010
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Shat Stab

When one shits on a plate, molds the feces into a knife, and stabs someone in the eye with the newly forged weapon.
by mattyferocious July 25, 2010
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