"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."
by Dylan Rose July 17, 2006
Get the Dirt squirrelmug. by audrey November 7, 2004
Get the Tamster Squirrelmug. by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKevin February 15, 2006
Get the squirrel buttermug. a type of kiss that resembles how Squirrels great each other, a cross between a sniff and a kiss. Invented by Hazel
she just kissed me like a squirrel, that girl is nuts! i think it was a squirrel kiss
Squirrel nuts kiss Sniff
Squirrel nuts kiss Sniff
by therealbadgerbaiter March 18, 2011
Get the Squirrel Kissmug. When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
by yallreadyknowduke April 6, 2015
Get the Flying Squirrelmug. Noun. Occurs when someone is taking a shit and can extend the poop half way out of the sphincter and then suck it back in.
by tromboneelvis October 8, 2009
Get the peeping squirrelmug. Sexual maneuver where girl is riding on top. Both people have large amounts of pubic hair and during intercourse the pubes are set on fire.
Rob: I've put my manscaping on hold.
Jason: Why?
Rob: Because I want to do the burnt squirrel with your mom's big bush.
Jason: Why?
Rob: Because I want to do the burnt squirrel with your mom's big bush.
by ProphecyRob3 November 23, 2011
Get the Burnt Squirrelmug.