Dirt squirrel

"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."

by Dylan Rose July 17, 2006

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squirrel butter

The nasty sweaty section between your balls and your ass.

"It's so fuckin' hot outside, I could fill a tub of squirrel butter"

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noun. A talented, smart, and all around great person. Can run fast and plays trumpet.

by audrey November 08, 2004

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a type of kiss that resembles how Squirrels great each other, a cross between a sniff and a kiss. Invented by Hazel

she just kissed me like a squirrel, that girl is nuts! i think it was a squirrel kiss
Squirrel nuts kiss Sniff

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Noun. Occurs when someone is taking a shit and can extend the poop half way out of the sphincter and then suck it back in.

Hey, look at my peeping squirrel!

by tromboneelvis October 08, 2009

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when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.

during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends

by revilo nworb July 14, 2013

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A fudge squirrel is basically a giant nutty shit, with a peanut(or any other kind of nut) sticking out of one end.

"Dude, those peanuts they gave me on the plan made me drop a fudge squirrel at 35,000 feet."

by Mr.Mark Guido February 04, 2010

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