schmusk

Schmusk - a South African apartheid loving schmuck with fascist leanings.

Based on his support of far-right German parties and what appeared to be a Nazi salute, I think that man is a real schmusk.

by JoeNoComprendo February 19, 2025

schluckered

Extremely drunk

He doesn’t need anything else to drink, he’s already schluckered!

by Lady Archibal March 8, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schmock

To pull the penis out of the vagina during intercourse and wipe the precum off of the tip before resuming as a form of birth control.

I didn't have any condoms on hand, so I decided to schmock instead.

by Brad Sweets May 30, 2025

Schmeckle

Dirty. Ugly

Jenna: ewww discord mod your a schmeckle Discord mod: yeah pheromone maxxing

by I kid that loves TTC June 17, 2025

punkin schmunkinz

Small, beautiful baby with swag.

I love my punkin schmunkinz

by prissycupcake December 4, 2015

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016