Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.
Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
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rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 02, 2009
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rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night
by Boobaru December 30, 2017
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rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it
After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!
by Case face December 21, 2017
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Rusty Foreman

The rusty foreman is when you initiate a rimjob but only after your face is defecated upon.
I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.
by Crusty Foreman February 28, 2018
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rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute
Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move
by Yosemite Slamdancer December 08, 2011
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Rusty lemonade

The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.
Are you fellas up for a game of rusty lemonade?
by White-trash Magee June 22, 2023
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