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Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
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Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.
Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
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Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
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D. Pedersoned

Named after a property manager. He'd fuck his tenants so often and from so many directions it came to be known as getting DP'd.
Did you guys get your security deposit back after moving out? -Me
No, we got D. Pedersoned $800. I'm just glad to be moving out. -Ex tenant
by Mr. Painfulness August 17, 2016
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