Platform Pirate 

One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.

Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!

Platform Pirate by jjboseck June 8, 2011

Snow pirate 

A female who snorts cocaine and dates lacrosse players or hits the line out of turn

Jacobs girlfriend was a snow pirate at the party last night

Snow pirate by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020

Poontang Pirate 

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

Poontang Pirate by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Rat on a Pirate Ship 

Going with the flow... #nostress

Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship”

Rat on a Pirate Ship by HaydeeMac June 7, 2018

naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.

James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.

naked pirate by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009

chode pirate 

One who searches for the chode. Also likes the chode.

Man, our baseball coach is such a chode pirate for making us run.

chode pirate by JugglaJay83 June 5, 2004

ass pirate 

Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.

...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.

"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"

"look mateys ive found buried treasure"

Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"

ass pirate by The 'vet gets em wet June 13, 2006