by mahfakker August 8, 2012
Get the The German Rockslidemug. by Chernobyl1337 February 6, 2018
Get the german teachermug. A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
by pandabandana May 14, 2016
Get the german teenagermug. While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
Get the German Bobsledmug. When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.
by Ismeninja July 13, 2018
Get the German wafflemug. Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.
by specialpants January 10, 2015
Get the german hamsterwheelmug. A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016
Get the german saunamug.