The name of the cutest cat ever. Usually pure white with green eyes and the cutest paws. Noodlesmudges tend to grow close to their owners hearts and are lovable and adorable. If you ever have the honor of owning a noodlesmudge you are one of the luckiest people.

The act of being so cute it hurts!

Person 1: oh look, there's a cute cat!
Person 2: oh that's most definitely a noodlesmudge!!!

noodlesmudge by kirstiekirst September 17, 2011

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Noodle

An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.

Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.

After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”

Noodle by Ootheco February 10, 2022

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pablo noodles

a retarded kid who drank to much and puked noodles and is a Mexican

josh Shaw is pablo noodles

pablo noodles by frank oyly April 2, 2009

golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.

I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?

golden noodle by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010

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