Definitions by Ootheco
Noodle
An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.
Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.
Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.