LIBERALS

Jerks who will censor you if you speak against them or dissent from their viewpoint one iota.
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If you speak against liberals watch your free speech vanish before your very eyes.

Liberals are jerks who practice the worst,most despicable,most dangerous type of censorship.

by free speech December 28, 2005

liberals

1. People who are really annoying and always seem to think that they want you to hear there views. On every topic. All the time. They are very serious about their politics but don't realize that nobody cares about their horribly mundane lives going to conventions and wearing political t-shirts.

Random Liberals: George Bush is a criminal.
Me: I dont really like him but shut the fuck up anyways.
Random Liberals: Lets give more money to the poor and impeach the President.
Me: *stabs them and walks away*......just killed some more liberals.

by alilhappything January 11, 2006

liberator

A girl that doesn't or refuses to wear a bra underneath clothing, for whatever reason. A girl that isn't wearing a bra because the type of dress or top that she's wearing doesn't permit for one. This is usually obvious to the people around her.

Lily Allen is a faithful liberator. Does she even own a bra?

Some girls should not liberate man..they simply don't have the right boobs for that.

by allsmiles10 August 19, 2009

Liberals

A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.

The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!

by Republican Warrior February 17, 2005

Liberals

One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.

Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.

Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject

Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically

Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.

Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.

Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: You've got "UMP"!

(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)

Person 1: For your own good Larry

Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.

by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008

liberace face

The art of blowing your load on ones face, then throwing glitter on them.

Bo: "dude did you hear what jacob did?"
Ty: "No what?"
Bo: "He gave jessie the liberace face!"
Ty: "Rainbow?"
Bo: "You know it"

by Mr_Solo_Dolo October 21, 2010

liberace slippers

Pejorative term for knee pads often heard on construction projects.

"We gotta go snap some lines and do some layout, better get the old liberace slippers out of the gangbox."

by Kutzo May 29, 2017