Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

Jewish Beaner

some pbfie trans women that meat rides (they dont know its a man so they will get butt raped) she tried to jump over trumps wall but failed and cut off her dick

"stfu u jewish beaner"

by BigBlackMenthateatseggs August 4, 2023

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

jewish refinance

The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.

Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."

by EmfnT May 12, 2017

Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.

Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.

by Jizzstain1234 May 11, 2018

Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019