Jelly Rolls

The part of a fat person that flaps when they run

Rossie Odonald has jelly rolls

by sholladay May 6, 2009

Jelly Finger

The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.

I suprised that skank when i gave her the ole jelly finger.

by Jelly Wiener November 11, 2009

jelly bracelets

These are the meanings where I come from.
Black - sex at night
blue - Blow job
red - sex in the morning
purple - holding hands
pink - flash
gold glitter - make out
clear - snappers choice
green - same as clear
yellow - hug
glow in dark - french kiss
light blue - go to movies
light green - go to dinner
light pink - go to dinner and movies
gold - anything bracelet wearer wants
white - kiss
orange - make out

Guy: *breaks girls bracelet*
Guy: oh I broke your bracelet now we gota have sex
girl: oh my god you loser i'm not doing that crap
Guy: oh come on it's a game don't be so lame
girl: *slaps* the only thing your "game" did for you is cost you a dollar for a new pack of jelly bracelets.

by ~Brittany~ November 24, 2006

Jelly bags

The correct term for Breast implants.

"Michaela is so proud of her new Jelly bags, she can't wait to whip her top off down the pub"

by gluesniffer December 30, 2004

Jelly Taco

A Jelly taco, is simply a vagina during it's menstral cycle. If a female were to be having her period, she and/or her vagina would be referred to as a Jelly Taco.

"Yo did you hook up with that chick last night"
"Nah dude, shit was jelly taco didn't go near it."

by BonelessWingsLax February 22, 2008

jelly bracelets

fun little bracelets that sumhow came 2 get a bad rep. i kno ppl who have had jelly bracelets banned from their schools. theyre just bracelets! i mean, doesn't it sound rather idiotic that romantic/sexual innteraction has been color categorized by bracelets? also, the meanings are not even consistent!

brad: jessica! i just snapped your black jelly bracelet!
jessica: like,omg! i guess u kno wut that means....
*brad and jessica begin undressing each other rapidly*

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 18, 2005

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007