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fun little bracelets that sumhow came 2 get a bad rep. i kno ppl who have had jelly bracelets banned from their schools. theyre just bracelets! i mean, doesn't it sound rather idiotic that romantic/sexual innteraction has been color categorized by bracelets? also, the meanings are not even consistent!
brad: jessica! i just snapped your black jelly bracelet!
jessica: like,omg! i guess u kno wut that means....
*brad and jessica begin undressing each other rapidly*
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i did not ka-thunk up the word ka-thunk; it was invented by someone i kno. but i ka-thunk that the word ka-thunk deserved 2 b n a dictionary of some sort.
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SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.
SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~
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(most) figure skaters are uber awesome!!! sum idiots think that figure skating is an effeminate or un-manly sport. well, letz c that quintuple axel!
do not bad-mouth skating 2 a figure skater; thazz wut toe-picks r 4 ;)
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a very very funny show! thazz all that needs 2 b sed.
"for a long time it gave me nightmares to witness an injustice like that. the way they mocked him! 'silly rabbit, trix are for kids!' why couldn't they just give him some cereal?!"
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