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Jackson Pollock 

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!
Jackson Pollock by greddm August 13, 2011

jack harlow 

a good ass rapper, fine as fuck, and one of the funniest rappers in the game. i love him.
person 1: “have you heard of jack harlow?? he’s a great white rapper and the hottest man ever.”

person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.
jack harlow by guaplorddd April 23, 2021

Jack Daniels

A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.
"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"

Jack Off Sense 

The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.
Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.
Verb: The act of smacking somebody with your hand/weapon. Originally a term coined by Halo enthusaists in the greater Cleveland area. In standard Halo controls, the "B" button is set to perform a melee attack. Hence, to B-Jack a player is to press the "B" button and jack them with your gun.
Quod Bravo broke his shields with a charged plasma shot, and killed him with a B-Jack.

Sierra Kilo snuck up behind him, then B-Jacked him in the back.
B-Jack by Queezy July 27, 2005

jack the ripper 

Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.
"I'm gonna tear you u like i'm jack the ripper"


"I just did jack the ripper"
jack the ripper by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004