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Google Circle Jerk

Self-congratulatory discussions on Google+ where one's reputation as a social media expert is praised by countless wannabes.
Chris Brogan's stream update was quite the Google Circle Jerk last night.
by JDailey July 24, 2011
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google disproved

When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:

1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself

2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.

3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.
by Sexydimma May 17, 2016
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google hangouts

where you shall
1.) meet
and
2.) lose
your girlfriend
yeah dude, you should totally join google hangouts!
by Rhink_Shipper January 24, 2017
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Google Gangster

Someone who thinks they know it all but truly only uses google for all there answers.
Bryan: you think you know it all

Lisa: Because I do

Bryan: what is the capital of Switzerland?
Lisa : {types on google .......}
Bryan: exactly you google gangster
by google gangster exposer December 20, 2017
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Google-gaslight

When you’re trying to find something on Google, but Google search returns are pushing another agenda so don’t actually show you the results of the thing you’re searching for so you start to think it’s not real.
I spent three hours searching for the 6th episode of the 4th season of The X-Files, but Google only showed me links to How I Met Your Mother, so I thought, "Hmm, I guess they didn't make a 4th season of The X-Files"--Google-gaslight...Again!!
by C+++C October 29, 2020
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Google Forest

The Google Forest is where tweakers end up on days 4 through 6 of a meth binge!They will spend hours on their cell phones and discover the most outrageous websites and try to decipher the "HIDDEN"Conspiracy behind it!
I've been walking through the Google Forest for 6 days!
by Smitty10 January 22, 2021
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Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
by magicmorningstar April 21, 2009
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