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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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Urban Dictionary Force Feeding

The act of sending the same definition to Urban Dictionary repeatedly with minimal editing in the hopes of it getting accepted.
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seed and feed

When a guy cums on a girls asshole...sticks his cock in the hole "Halfway" one or two times...then shoves the cock in her mouth.
Billy : Where did you go last night?
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"
by Stains and Smears January 10, 2019
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Biafra News Feed

Biafra News Feed: BNF the Biafra News Feed is online social website that promote true global information.
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friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022
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Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010
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race feeding

Verb. The act of setting up one race, causing in racial discourse or an online race war
"Did you see that post with the asian being anti-black?"

"Don't pay any attention to race feeding, they're just looking for attention and to watch poc tear eachother down"
by medditeraneanbaddie November 4, 2021
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