Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

Fringeworthy

A word describing feelings of embarrassment or awkwardness when another person is involved, states, explains, or believes grossly unconventional, extreme, or marginal conspiratorial content or propaganda such as anti-vaxxers, flat earth believers, chem trail believers, or climate change deniers.

Akin to cringeworthy.

Jack: Adam brought up those chem trails conspiracies at the party..

Johnson: Yeah man. That shit was fringeworthy. I was totally embarrassed.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 3, 2020

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Facing North

A man who enjoys the sexual company of another man going penis to ass.

Me: “Turns out my boyfriend was gay the whole time.”
My stepdad: “You mean he’s facing North now?!”

by Cow_esperts January 8, 2021

Farming awws

Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.

Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(

hot chicks: poor thing :(

josh: dude, stop farming awws

by thinasadime February 12, 2021

Farking

To snore loudly, including during the day at rest

That guy's farking as loud as a train, and just as annoying

by [e-mail] April 20, 2021

fartingpoopeatingsalad

This is when u poop fart in your salad and eat it.

Hey Mike did u finish or salad. No actually Scott I fartingpoopeatingsaladed it

by fartingpoopmonke April 29, 2021