pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015

Strong Dong

When your penis has noticiably large muscles.

That man has a strong dong! You could see it's muscles from a mile away!

by JanisTheManis July 20, 2016

Mr.Dong

You get a boner in class that's 6 inches long from your milf of a teacher

Miss Emily gives me a mr.dong in class

by Creator of Mr.dong October 10, 2016

throbbing donger

The results of consuming the prescribed amount of Viagra, then immediately getting blue balls.

Met this chick, thought it was a sure thing. Her ugly friend ended up cock-blocking me, so now I'm left with this throbbing donger.

by The hitchhiker June 29, 2017

kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis

I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong

by Venom Miller July 2, 2017

Slangin dong

When you have a fiery red penis!!

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!

by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018

nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen

I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG

by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018