Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 4, 2021

ditcherrrrrr

Someone who ditches there friend as a way of amusement.

Jasmine is a ditcherrrrrr because she likes to ditch her friend Lila for fun.

by Violinqueen May 26, 2021

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

ditchball

An individual whom when given the keys to his own demise, takes that ball and runs with straight to the ditch.

Damn Kyle is a straight ditchball I was just kidding about how good meth was and here he is, on meth.

by Ken Berry June 24, 2021

ditch hop

Hiding in the ditch from cars that came by was pretty common where i was a kid.

Me and my brother ditch hopped down to Matt's

by TValerie July 4, 2021

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

Ditchsmack

Getting screwed, fucked, or put down without any heads up or previous knowledge of events about to accrue

Noel got ditchsmacked by events at BCT.

by Zebaja September 13, 2021