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Mudcricket 

Hoes of mudfest
That mudcricket has so many beads! Probs got a STD be careful buddy.
Mudcricket by Bread22 May 30, 2021
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mud cricket 

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma
Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket
mud cricket by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015

Mud Cricket 

A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?

Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.

Mud Cricket 

3/4 of Fulton, Missouri. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck or SUV. Often found in trailer parks, mud holes with guys that are "like brothers" or lying about hunting. Listens to Luke Bryan and Jason Aldeans shitty brand of "country" music, claims Sam Hunt and Florida Georgia Line is decent and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around like a bottle of crown.
Dude I took that mud cricket to the woods and she acted like she didn't know what to do, then she gave me herpes.
Mud Cricket by smalldick96 June 3, 2016

mud cricket 

Almost all of Elsie, MI.

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.
Hey Bill! want to go to the mud bog this weekend? Going to be a ton of mud crickets out there. It will be like and all you can fuck buffet.
mud cricket by putter4646 February 28, 2017

Mud cricket 

A typical midwestern skank with a bald tire around around her waist and a “white claw” in her hand floating down the river while giving her cousin a reach around. Often found driving a 2WD Chevy k1500 full of rust with camo seat covers. These females Will pay you cash to suck the meat off your dick. Often mistaken as “river rats” a mud cricket is a lot more dangerous. Not only do they have crotch crickets in there pants they have mud pies in there pussies. They can be found at most lakes and rivers, but there most favorite are the creeks.
“Yo dom check out that mud cricket over there, I bet she can eat an apple through a picket fence”
Mud cricket by Ohyeahfuckya June 26, 2019

Mud Cricket 

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Claims she’s country and not a whore but gets bounced around like a dick in a stretched out pussy.
Yo did you hear Bobbie is a Mud Cricket ??
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