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www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts 

A website mentioned in "The Office", set up by Ryan Howard for Creed Bratton that is actually a word document where Creed publishes his thoughts.
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts. Check it out.

Ryan: (to cameraman) Last year Creed asked me to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address on top.
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Creeping Death 

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.
Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!
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Spring Creek Resort 

Euphemism for those looking to locate a source of marijuana or other illicit drugs.
While sitting at a corner waiting for a bus, a man in a car pulls up and asks "Do you know where the Spring Creek Resort is?" This is his way of determining if you have any drugs to sell him.

Lyons Creek middle school 

This school is actual prison welcome
Lyons Creek middle school is the worst school ever

Creeper, Aw Man 

There are two worlds
The human world and gamer world
In the gamer world there are many national anthems
This is the second most popular
The Minecraft theme is the overall gamer National anthem
King: please stand for the national anthem
“Creeper, Aw Man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
Creepers, you're mine
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so

George Floyd creepypastas 

The universes deepest and darkest secrets. Stories that will leave you breathless! After reading, you may feel the urge to take fentanyl, rob pregnant women and pay using counterfeit $20 bills
racist chad 1: Yo did you read “SlenderFloyd?”
racist chad 2: yeah, it’s one of the scariest George Floyd creepypastas

Creepy Uncle Syndrome

Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.
Dude, my gym teacher last year had some bad creepy uncle syndrome!
Creepy Uncle Syndrome by Neinman January 1, 2010