Clipstache

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.

Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"

by stashmaster August 17, 2012

chispataring

The state of raining that comes before drizzling: used by south Texans that speak spanglish.

Hey lets go down the street.
Alright but let's hurry while its just chispataring.

by choppa_bernman August 30, 2012

clipptermaniac

A person who can't help but collect all of the lighters that he finds.

Don't give him your lighter he's a clipptermaniac

by ynot-tony May 31, 2012

Clipboarder

An individual, usually a woman, who holds a clipboard for purposes superficially attached with their vocation and to justify their own existence. Often described as "frumpy"; middle-aged with unkempt hair put up in a bun of circa 1950's hairstyle, horn-rimmed glasses with chain attached, and most commonly, a perma-frown. A pen is often attached to the clipboard via a filthy line of once white string - possibly of the Aunt Flow variety. What's on the clipboard has never reportedly been seen - but presumably a checklist of some sort. In fact the clipboard is intended to intimidate onlookers or subjects and has been rumoured to hold the latest Soap Opera Digest or Yarn Monthly. This person practices safe sex by not indulging in it at all and usually can't remember their sexual orientation or the last time they shaved their legs. They have spent months in training on how to peer over employees' shoulders while they are trying to work and have been known to spend time with ESP professionals such as The Amazing Kreskin to develop the ability to ruin your concentration simply by staring at the back of your head. These unwanted guests speak very little but can communicate by the tapping of a pen or a simple, "hmmmph" or "I see...". The only way to be rid of them is to ask them to go to your car in the parking lot to fetch a copy of the latest Regulations, and promptly lock the door behind them and call the police.
They have been known to analyze flush frequency in bathroom stalls.

Ministry Office:
Customer: "who's the clipboarder behind you?"
Sam: "I don't know but she handed me toilet paper when I went to the ladies room earlier."

Customer: "My stuff ready?"
Tracey: "If I ain't done no stuff then this frock wearing Clipboarding Ho behind me to blame for harassing my brain waves with her mofo Kreskin stare down back-a-my-head, you know what I'm saying Mr. #68?"
Customer: "I'm #69. "
Tracey: "Get back in line!"

by Jneedee August 14, 2012

clip

v. to shoot someone/something.

Clip that loc, man!

by opscopez May 27, 2015

Clip Your Snap

To do your clitoris up in your zipper

As I undressed her and rolled her over I told her to lift up so I could move her pants from that area. She asked me why and I replied "So you don't clip your snap".

by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015

clipper basketball

A fast paced up style of play reminiscent of the show time Lakers of the 80's. Led by Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, this dynamic team is set to be remembered for ages. Laker fans should be afraid. Very afraid. Especially any Laker fan going by the name of "Black Mamba" or "Kris" as this is associated with a person long since past their prime. Much like that loser ball hog Kobe. Clipper basketball should only be enjoyed by people that like watching exciting players. People who root for crappy teams just because they once had Shaq, need not apply. Clipper basketball fans don't root for laundry. Their time is now!!!!!

Wow, what a game! Did you see that dunk by Blake?
No I was just watching Kobe flop on the ground for 40 minutes.
Oh, then you weren't watching Clipper basketball like me!

by Special Sticky January 8, 2015