Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

liverly challenged

What one becomes after drinking an excessive amount
of alcohol over a long period of time.

Uncle Vern had become liverly challenged after slamming two bottles of vodka every day for over twelve years.

by whimzzical June 6, 2010

Esthetically Challenged

When someone is so hideous you can not just call them ugly. Someone you would not set up with a friend.

You should date my friend Mary, she is very nice and smart, but she is just esthetically challenged.

by MsSouthJersey October 1, 2010

residentially challenged

Politically correct term for a homeless person, bum or hobo.

I thought these residentially challenged folks weren't allowed to panhandle on this corner.

by monkeyman1968 April 17, 2014

Donut Challenge

𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗯:

It’s a challenge in which a group of people stack donuts on their dick. The person who can stack the most is considered to be the winner.

“𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸, 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿“

“𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗼, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴“
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Person 1: What’s the donut challenge

Person 2: it’s when a group of people stack donuts on their dicks

Person 1-: “𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 donut-challenge!!??“

Person 2-: “𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚, 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 5 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙨!!“

Person 1-: 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜

by Challenge October 10, 2020

The Madden Challenge

Splitting a 30pk while playing 15min quarters. Before time expires all of the beer MUST be gone. It's really not about winning or losing, just the respect you get for finishing the challenge.

"Why are you so drunk and covered in salsa?" I just did the madden challenge bruh"

A dirty rack and Madden 12' means only one thing THE MADDEN CHALLENGE!!!!!!!

by effinspubandgrill September 23, 2011

Mambo Taxi Chadler

A vanilla white guy that looks extremely hot if you pound three Mambo Taxis at Mi Cocina with your sour cream enchiladas. He has a douche name like Chandler and looks like a Tony Romo 10 until you wake up and realize he is not as hot as Chadler when you were blackout drunk on Mambo Taxis. Aaron that point you realize his name is Chadler and you vomit at how low the bar is for yourself.

“Dude, I hooked up with a fucking Mambo Taxi Chadler last night.”

—“Did you do the morning glory shame ride?”

“No! I’m not that desperate, I left while he was sleeping.”

—“right.”

by Liukie July 19, 2021