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Bruce

Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.

Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.
Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."

Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."
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the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! i love bruce honestly
I would let bruce control and fuck me
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the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! he has become the person i talk to the most! hes also very special! in both ways /j. At first i was like..do i actually want this, do i wanna continue on with this thing me and bruce is having, i blocked him at first, then i realized that i didnt wanna leave him and that i liked talking being with him! so yea! i love bruce honestly
bruce can f me sore
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just a sweet and pure cocksucker, who loves to rim a oozing dick.
did you see that guy bruce take all of that dick?
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An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.
It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.
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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
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