Bloint

The combination of a long joint (l joint) rolled into a blunt leaf.

Yo man! Let's smoke that bloint!

by BfGoodRich July 13, 2012

Blinge

The act of not blinking, while binge watching Netflix.

Dude 1: "Dude, last night I totally went into a total Blinge while watching Greys Anatomy."

Dude 2: "DUUUUUUDE same."

by Totallynothospice July 25, 2016

Blingish

A distinctive language originated by Black Americans mostly from the vernacular of the English. Nevertheless, a large numbers of Blinglish words are completely created by Black Americans. Blingish is used in their everyday conversations, rap, hip-hop songs, and comedy. Blingish is also known as Ebonics. This language; however stigmatized, is the English Language given flair and originality by Black Americans. It has become popular in Black communities and adopted and favored by many other races and nationalities. The term "bling", being the root-word of "Blingish", represents the value of the language and how using the language in itself has earned many wealth and popularity despite efforts to condemn the language and falsify its meanings and purpose. Although the Blingish language is mocked by claims of it being unsuitable, it was birth by affectionate communication among a culture of people, and by good fortune turned out to be beneficial.

Even my words turn to gold.
My English transforms to Blingish and I get a million records sold.
See I am the first and the last...watch this prophecy transition
I can't be stopped...chosen by the Rock...my salvation..part of his mission

Examples of Blinglish:
Ya'll got me bent.

She's a trend-tress.

We so fly.

by Duke Grace January 24, 2016

Blingo

Black Lingo

"Yeah I know the blingo."

by NotSoDoogin November 7, 2016

Bling-bling house

The Trump Tower in New York City where President Donald Trump will spend much of his time in office. The White House is nice, but it doesn't compare to the bling-bling of marble floors, crystal chandeliers and gold everything in Trump Tower. Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, make America great again, President Trump, U.S. President

I know the White House has a lot of history, but wouldn't you rather be Commander in Chief in the Bling-bling House. What's that? Trump Tower, baby!

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2016

bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by JohnnyJohnJohnsonJoBOOIIIIIIII April 20, 2018