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batchelor's bankroll

A folded over stack of cash consisting of a large number of $1 bills with a $20, $50 or $100 bill on the outside so the bearer appears to have a wad of large denomination bills.
I tried to pay for drinks out of my batchelor's bankroll, but the waitress cock blocked me by counting the singles when I gave them to her.

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person 1: Dude, you shouldn't flash that much cash, man.

person 2: Don't worry, it's a batchelor's bankroll.
by Farquad Arnot December 6, 2009
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bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.
My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.
by averycopeland December 12, 2013
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Bachi bouzouq

This expression is the best ever becaus et it's french expression say "you're an asshole/idiot"
Tintin: Hello Adock do you want cookies?
Milou: Wouf Wouf

Captain Adock: Go away bachi bouzouq
by Je suis un Kiri June 8, 2015
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Bachel

to be a bachelor; to live the lifestyle of a bachelor.
Tom has been bacheling ever since he and June divorced in 2012. Yeah, bacheling. You know, like being a bachelor? All right whatever I'll just make an urbandictionary entry for it. Yes, I've been bacheling for a while too. You can tell, can't you. Whatever.
by bachelorforlyfe September 12, 2016
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bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.
I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.
by Anon October 29, 2007
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Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.
I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.
by The prey June 5, 2010
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batchweezer

you are a batchweezer
by ralph November 18, 2004
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