Alex

Sexy lad

I love you alex

by Well sicc March 05, 2018

Alex

Butthole of a boyfriend. Cheats on you and lies about it. Loves having sex with ugly girls. Ditches you for his guys. THAT MEANS HE'S A FAG! Geesh. Oh, and he's so unattractive. :D

"Did you see that fag Alex cheat on that awesome girl Candice? Must be a butthole."

by bluetigerlady August 13, 2011

Alex

A douchebag that walks out on his 3 year old daughter and 6 month pregnant wife on mother's day without any explanation.

Dude, did you hear Joe pulled an Alex? What a dick!

by Dutch Fist August 02, 2015

Alex

Alex is a guy who asks out a girl then asks out another girl a week later says she is the coolest person ever and never talks to her but will text her 24/7 Alex also does not let the girl break up with him. do not trust an alex!!! they are usually dumb and perverted. somethimes they are known as "whiplash" for various reasons

Person: that guy is so dumb and he thinks he can get a girl

Other person: yeah, thats an Alex.

also see back-stabbing perverted liar

by toohappyforhope. April 29, 2009

Alex

A measure of price (around $700), when related to items of hardware or software.

Source: MacBreak video and Macbreak weekly - www.twit.tv

That piece of software is half and Alex.

by KiwiBastard January 10, 2008

alex

he may seem hot at first and i mean very hot and also the sweetest guy ever....BUT YOUR WRONG! He will make you feel special and that you are the one but truely he is just a big fat flirt! dont tell your friends bout him....they will prob be his next victim. Friends good, more terrible

"Oh look at that kid alex he is hot;" " "No he is the biggest dick"

by lala20 December 14, 2010

Alex

That one kid at school who always rates and swears at you for no reason. He also like to lick basketballs everywhere when he gets mad.

"Dangit dude I got that weird kid, Alex next to me in math."
'Dang bro that really sucks."

by Lolololololololllllolololol March 22, 2018